Royal Number Two ????????
Royal Number Two ????????
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This here's the biggest load of all time! It's so legendary, it could probably feed a whole village of hungry monkeys. The aroma is divine, and the hue is a vivid brown. I reckon this masterpiece deserves a royal trophy.
Mini Nugget Special ????????
OMG! They gotta check out this amazing Little Nugget 6 piece mate and a mental bird Special! It's so cute, it'll break your heart. For sure, this little nugget is full with flavor and totally worth the hype. Grab yours while they're gone! You won't regret
Mental Bird & Mate Pack ????????????
Yo, dudes and dudettes! Get ready to unleash your inner avian wild with the Mental Bird & Mate Pack! This ain't your grandma's birdwatching club, homie. We're talking legendary adventures, awesome moments with your wingman, and enough brew to fuel a flock of eagles. ???????????? Think you can handle the madness?
Join us for competitions that'll test your limits, jokes that'll have you howling with laughter, and memories epic enough to last a lifetime. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to live life to the fullest.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your buds, pre-game like champs, and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! The Mental Bird & Mate Pack awaits!
Smokes & Chico for the Legends ????????????
Yo, what's up, legends? We gotta keep it real/get lit/vibe chill, you know what I'm sayin'? Grab your blunt/Puff that pipe/Hit that swisher with some smooth Chico chocolate. It's a match made in heaven/The ultimate combo/Pure fire. That sweet, melty flavor compliments/goes perfectly with/matches the smoothness/buzz/kick of your smokes. You won't regret it!
This Fat Stool Showcase Vol. 1????????
Yo, get ready to splat your eyeballs on this, cuz we're droppin' the hottest droppings collection to ever hit the tube. We're talkin' chunky brownies that'll make ya wanna gush. This ain't your momma's potty training, folks. This is the titan of all piles.
- Prepare yourself for a sensory experience that'll leave ya starin'.
- Heads up: this ain't for the faint of heart. We're talkin' next-level stinky goodness here.
- Get your magnifying glass ready, cuz these beauties are gonna need a close inspection.
Score your copy today and join the plump turd revolution. You won't regret it. (But maybe you will.)
Turd Day Brunch: Chico Edition ☕????
Get ready to celebrate at the most unique brunch in Chico! It's Turd Day, baby, and we're honoring all things number two with a spread that will shock. Think poopcicle cocktails, piles of toilet bowl-inspired food, and a unhinged accordion player. Don't be a poop skeptic, grab your squad and get ready to party like it's 1999!
This ain't your grandma's brunch, folks. We're talking weird food art. Come hungry, come thirsty, and come ready to shriek at the sheer absurdity of it all.
Remember, Turd Day is a day for acceptance. So put on your craziest outfit and get ready to have a memorable experience you won't soon forget.
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